‘who’s that on your phone wallpaper?’ dONT WORRY
*hears first notes to Sugar We’re Going Down*
*punches out of casket*
am i morE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET
eventually at some stage i’m not saying now but at some stage i am going to have to take partition off repeat and discover music again
- mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
- me: fire cannot kill a dragon
- Cops on crime drama: We caught the killer!
- Me: Not with 35 minutes left you haven't.