[puts head in hands] oh god she’s so attractive

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so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

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you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

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the treat yoself 2011 episode of parks and recreation has honestly changed my life for the better

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Sarah + impersonating her genetic identicals

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why do straight ppl think they can whine about gay ppl “throwing their sexuality in our faces” when almost every waking second of every minute of every day of my life is filled with heterosexual romance media and heteronormativity. like u think 2 girls holding hands in public is rubbing their sexuality in ur face you have no fucking idea what queer people go through on a daily basis shut the fuck up

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*gets drivers license* 

old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!


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